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klompa



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PostPosted: 05.09.2008 20:32    Post subject: Chuck Norris Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

( Predlazem sticky Very Happy Cool )

- Chuck Norris je instalirao Vistu '98
- Chuck Norris ima i jare i pare
- Chuck Norris cijepa atome golim rukama
- Chuck Norris moze da zalupi rotirajucha vrata
- Chuck Norris pere zube boljikavom zicom
- Chuck Norris pije napalm da ubije gorusicu
- Chuck Norris ne koristi kondom, ne postoji zastita od Chuck Norrisa
- Chuck Norris oduzima bez minusa
- Chuck Norris ne voli Raymonda
- Chuck Norris ne glumi, on ubija
- Chuck Norris je izbo noz
- Chuck Norris je zidovima okrecio macka
- Chuck Norris je psu jebao mater
- Dok druga djeca piske i pisu svoje ime u snijegu, Chuck Norris svoje pise u betonu
- Chuck Norris emisiju 60 minuta pregleda za 20 minuta

Etc Very Happy Razz
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drushtveni_otpadnik



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PostPosted: 05.09.2008 20:47    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

- Chuck Norris je već bio na Marsu. Zato tamo nema tragova života.

- Cak Noris sex ne smatra sexom ako zena prezivi.

- Chuck norris ne nateze kad sere. Drek sam izlazi od straha.

Učlanite se u "The incredible Chuck Norris" grupu na fejsu! Smile

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niksy



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PostPosted: 05.09.2008 22:06    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Chuck Norris je brojao do beskonacnosti. Dva puta. Very Happy
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Adi



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PostPosted: 05.09.2008 23:57    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

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Edit: In the eye of the ranger, this post was srsly too long. Roundhouse kicked. Twice.
Edit 2: Ako vec moras, daj izaberi par koje su ti naj ;).
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emptyhead
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PostPosted: 06.09.2008 02:51    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Sry Adi Wink

Chuck Norris jedini u Texasu smije imat crnca za prijatelja.
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Zeus



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PostPosted: 06.09.2008 10:59    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Čak Noris je naručio burger king u mcdonaldsu. I dobio.
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Adi



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PostPosted: 06.09.2008 13:01    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Heheh kako predug, pa to su najbolje fore koje sam skupio, ali evo nekih naj od naj ...

Cak Noris je jednom popio cijelu bocicu tableta za spavanje, onda je morao da trepne.

Chuck Norris je razlog što u Kini ima puno ljudi. Jednom se natjecao na karate turniru u Beijingu i sve žene u krugu od 1000 km su zatrudnjele.

Ninja Kornjace su bazirane na istinitoj prici. Chuck Norris je jednom progutao cijelu kornjacu, i kad ju je posrao kornjaca je bila visoka 1.70m i znala je karate.

Da je Cak Noris ubio Kenija on se ne bi ponovo vratio.

Chuck Norris moze da ubije 2 kamena jednom pticom.

Nisu svi ljudi koje Chuck Norris mrzi mrtvi. . . Neki su uspeli da pobegnu . . . Oni se zovu astronauti.

Nedavno je Čak Norisu palo na pamet da svoju mokraću flašira. Nekima je to poznato kao Red Bull.

Od Chuck Norrisa luk plače.

Dinosauri su jednom krivo pogledali Chucka Norrisa. JEDNOM.

I naravno najbolji:
Kad chuck norris upadne u vodu on se ne smoči nego se voda Chuck Norris.
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niksy



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PostPosted: 06.09.2008 13:58    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Adi wrote:
Nisu svi ljudi koje Chuck Norris mrzi mrtvi. . . Neki su uspeli da pobegnu . . . Oni se zovu astronauti.

A pitanje je jesu li i oni prezivjeli Very Happy
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nomes



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PostPosted: 06.09.2008 18:41    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Zaboravili ste klasik
Zašto je Bog Isusu da ime Isus?
Chuck Norris je već bilo zauzeto!

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Yvancheen



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PostPosted: 07.09.2008 01:26    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

chuck norris nije izgubio nevinost jer chuck norris nikad ne gubi
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