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Philatz
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 3176 Location: Zagreb/Croatia .. London/UK
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Posted: 22.02.2004 12:53 Post subject: Anyone interested? |
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Da, uglavnom primio sam ovaj mail, sigurno ima jos ljudi koji su ga primili..
Quote: | DEAR SIR,
I AM DR. (MRS.) ROSE COLLINS, PERSONNAL SECRETARY TO THE LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA, EX-MILITARY HEAD OF STATE OF NIGERIA WHO DIED ON THE 8TH OF JUNE 1998 OF HEART PROBLEMS. I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE OF MY NEED TO DEAL WITH PERSONS WHOM MY FAMILY AND I HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. SINCE THE DEATH OF THE GENERAL SANI ABACHA, I AM PRESENTLY IN IRELAND SEEKING ASSYLUM. THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT HAS ALSO ENSURED THAT GENERAL SANI ABACHA BANK ACCOUNTS ARE FROZEN AND ALL ASSETS SEIZED.
IT IS IN VIEW OF THIS, THAT I SEEK YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE IN THE TRANSFER OF THIS SUM OF US$50,000,000 (FIFTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) BEING THE VERY LAST OF GENERAL SANI ABACHA IN MY POSSESSION AND CONTROL. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SEIZED ALL OUR PROPERTIES AND FROZE ALL OUR ACCOUNTS BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL. AFTER THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND, BUT MY ONLY HOPE NOW IS THIS AVAILABLE US$50M CASH WHICH GENERAL SANI ABACHA CAREFULLY PACKAGED AND DEPOSITED AS PHOTOGRAPHIC MATERIALS WITH A SECURITY COMPANY LONDON.
WE THEREFORE NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO CLEAR THIS MONEY FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND MOVE IT TO YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER PLACE FOR INVESTMENT INTO A PROFITABLE BUSINESS. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST US IN CLEARING AND INVESTING THIS MONEY ON OUR BEHALF, PLEASE, CONTACT ME ON THE FOLLOWING E-MAIL ADDRESS:rosecollins2004@netscape.net
I WILL CONTACT YOU AND GIVE YOU THE DETAILS AND NEGOTIATE YOUR REWARD WHICH I CAN ASSURE YOU WILL BE VERY SUBSTANTIAL. YOU SEE I CANNOT TALK TO YOU VIA PHONE BECAUSE I AM BEING MONITORED BY GOVERNMENT SECURITY AGENTS. YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU INFORM ME ABOUT YOUR DEALINGS WITH THE LAWYER VIA E-MAIL.
PLEASE ENSURE TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL VERY SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FOR OBVIOUS REASONS AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION OR ANYTHING THAT YOU WILL LIKE TO KNOW PLEASE YOU ARE FREE TO ASK FOR ANWSERS.
WE AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
DR (MRS.) ROSE COLLINS
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Ako koga zanima... neka pomogne. |
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orange
Joined: 21 Sep 2003 Posts: 622 Location: ST
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Posted: 22.02.2004 13:01 Post subject: |
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Quote: | PLEASE ENSURE TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL VERY SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FOR OBVIOUS REASONS |
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Philatz
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 3176 Location: Zagreb/Croatia .. London/UK
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orange
Joined: 21 Sep 2003 Posts: 622 Location: ST
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Posted: 22.02.2004 13:06 Post subject: |
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ma dobijem oko 3 takva maila dnevno ali mi uopce nije jasno sta oni zele s tim:)
da odgovorimo pa da vidimo? |
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Philatz
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 3176 Location: Zagreb/Croatia .. London/UK
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_butch
Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 870 Location: Maichno, Krlovc
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Posted: 22.02.2004 13:32 Post subject: |
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sto neznas njega ?!
Pa general je bio najveca faca, jos dok sam ja bio u vrticu!
Jednom je dosao u posjet i donio mi neku kost na dar... |
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orange
Joined: 21 Sep 2003 Posts: 622 Location: ST
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Posted: 22.02.2004 15:30 Post subject: |
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upravo mi doslo na mail...
Quote: | PREMIUM LOTTERY AGENCY
Ref. Number: 539/356/1557
Batch Number: 841930152-BD67
Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 20th February 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 278511465896-4872 with serial Number 3772-554 drew lucky numbers 5-14-18-23-33-39 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,000,000 (One Million United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until you file for your claim.. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the World. This promotional program takes place every year.This lottery was promoted and sponsored by some eminent personalities who do not wish to declare their identity for security reasons.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial Agent:
Mr Mike Moore
Email: premiumlottery1@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be filed not later than 25th of March 2004 or when authentic proof is given for the delay of filing. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being a Winner in our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs Silver Luc.
Lottery Co-ordinator. |
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forca
Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 334 Location: Karlovac
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Posted: 22.02.2004 15:37 Post subject: |
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orange meni to stiglo jucer....al ljudi pa ti su mejlovi jos i ok mene vec 3 mj. obasipavaju viagrom...da bas viagrom, sex shopovima i raznim diablicima.....ae to je vec problem!!!
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buzztard
Joined: 08 Sep 2003 Posts: 84
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Posted: 22.02.2004 15:49 Post subject: |
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Postoji još bolja verzija.
Moj brat na poslu u foto radnji i zvoni telefon. Žena na savršenom engleskom pita ako može dobiti šefa. Kao, zove iz Hong-Konga i treba ga za neki bussines... Šef je bio na odmoru i ne voli biti uznemiravan dok skija, pa unatoč nagovaranju brat nije smio dati broj. "Hvala. - Hvala vama" i poklopi. Neka starija žena customer preko pulta ga pita:
- "Pretpostavljam da su vas zvali iz Kine"
- "Kako ste znali?" - zbunjen jer ju nije spomenuo u tel. razgovoru
- "Mene su prije par dana isto zvali. Imaju nenakvu ponudu za kupovinu nekretnina po niskim cijenama (u nekoj XXX državi) i tražili su moj bankovni račun i slične informacije jer im treba neki stranac da bi to mogli obaviti. Dali bi proviziju u stotinama tisuća dolara. Čula sam da je već nekoliko ljudi u Rijeci primilo takav poziv...."
Pobogu, TELEFONOM?
bolesno.... |
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Philatz
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 3176 Location: Zagreb/Croatia .. London/UK
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[shilokko]
Joined: 02 Nov 2003 Posts: 566 Location: zagreb-vela luka
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Posted: 22.02.2004 16:50 Post subject: |
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e da,i mene muchi viagra. samo pitam se: how do they know??? |
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carr
Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 1397 Location: Karlovac
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Posted: 22.02.2004 16:54 Post subject: |
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Philatz wrote: |
ali telefonom, to je ono zanimljivo.. Ja sam primao pozive na mobitel sa onim nekakavim anketama tipa, koji automobil vozite, kakav mobitel imate, kako se oblacite.. bah'.. |
ja obozavam kad me ti nazovu, konacno neko na kome se mogu ispucat
[shilokko] wrote: | e da,i mene muchi viagra. samo pitam se: how do they know??? |
bivse cure pricaju? |
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forca
Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 334 Location: Karlovac
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Posted: 22.02.2004 16:58 Post subject: |
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hmm...sad bi se ja trebala pitati: kakve to veze ima sa mnom?! |
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orange
Joined: 21 Sep 2003 Posts: 622 Location: ST
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Posted: 22.02.2004 17:20 Post subject: |
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forca wrote: | hmm...sad bi se ja trebala pitati: kakve to veze ima sa mnom?! |
maybe you are the chosen one... |
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forca
Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 334 Location: Karlovac
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Posted: 22.02.2004 17:29 Post subject: |
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hmmm...maybe i am...who knows?!
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Philatz
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 3176 Location: Zagreb/Croatia .. London/UK
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mia
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 52 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 22.02.2004 19:43 Post subject: |
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već sam mogla kupiti manji komadić karipskog otočja da je svaki sličan mail koji sam dobila istinit.
ja, naime, imam problema sa "mozaik knjigom"
prije godinu dana kupili smo knjigu preko jednog od njihovih trgovačkih putnika kao poklon. počelo je polako sa pozivima tu i tamo kada su imali neko novo izdanje. navodno su zapisali koja područja literature nas zanimaju. ne znam zašto jer nas sada zovu svaki tjedan.
u zadnje vrijeme to se povećalo i na dva puta tjedno zbog nekog takozvanog "leksikona hrvatskih naselja". svom snagom ga pokušavaju uvaljati iako sam im dala do znanja da "nas taj leksikon niti najmanje ne zanima, jer tko bi još htio nati sve o svakim selu u hrvatskoj!" (taj sam joj odgovor dala prošli puta kada me 10 min uvjeravala da će mi dobro doći u kućanstvu!!!?).
prošli tjedan su mi mogućnost kupnje istog omogućili i letkom sa reklamnim materijalima u koverti debeloj bar pola centimetra!
očito im prodaja ne ide baš dobro.
pitam se zašto. |
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carr
Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 1397 Location: Karlovac
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Posted: 22.02.2004 20:06 Post subject: |
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forca wrote: | hmm...sad bi se ja trebala pitati: kakve to veze ima sa mnom?! |
pa sta se osjecas prozvana |
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carr
Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 1397 Location: Karlovac
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Posted: 22.02.2004 20:07 Post subject: |
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Philatz wrote: |
hehe.. pa dobro kaj im pricas?? Onako, ponizavas ih, spustas im za svaku recenicu koju kazu ili?? |
a neznam, prosli put je bila neka anketa pa sam pricao kako imam 9-oro brace i sestara i nesto srao i izivljavao se |
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maxy
Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Posts: 894 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 22.02.2004 20:28 Post subject: |
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carr wrote: | Philatz wrote: |
hehe.. pa dobro kaj im pricas?? Onako, ponizavas ih, spustas im za svaku recenicu koju kazu ili?? |
a neznam, prosli put je bila neka anketa pa sam pricao kako imam 9-oro brace i sestara i nesto srao i izivljavao se |
ja sam reko da sam "jebeni crveni power ranger i sada nemam vremena za takve stvari"
blah, spemeri. njih i paparazze bi kazio nekako. ne znam kak, al bi bilo bolno i ukljucivalo bi zlicu za cipele. |
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Philatz
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 3176 Location: Zagreb/Croatia .. London/UK
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Posted: 22.02.2004 20:35 Post subject: |
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maxy wrote: |
ja sam reko da sam "jebeni crveni power ranger i sada nemam vremena za takve stvari" |
ja sam onako, ljubazan bio.. no to je vjerovatno zato sto sam bio na poslu a tamo sam stalno na telefonu i sve, pa sam ostao u tom filmu. A inace, recimo da me ulovi u guzvi/prometu... Letlampa i kombinirke! |
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edgar
Joined: 28 Dec 2003 Posts: 916 Location: Pred monitorom
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Posted: 22.02.2004 22:36 Post subject: |
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aaa a mene zvali i pitali tako gdje izlazim, sto radim...
nakon 5 odgovora poklopila mi je slusalicu:)
bio sam jako perverzan:D |
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forca
Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 334 Location: Karlovac
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Posted: 22.02.2004 22:40 Post subject: |
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nazvat ce opet ne brini.... |
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Philatz
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 3176 Location: Zagreb/Croatia .. London/UK
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Posted: 22.02.2004 22:52 Post subject: |
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edgar wrote: | aaa a mene zvali i pitali tako gdje izlazim, sto radim...
nakon 5 odgovora poklopila mi je slusalicu:)
bio sam jako perverzan:D |
a mislim nisam niti sumnjao..
ali kako forca kaze, vjerovatno ce opet zvat.
rekao mi je Domba neki dan jedan dogadjaj sa spamom preko telefona. Kao jednom te zovu na mobitel, prekinu. Sad ako zoves natrag javi se neka firma koja prodaje papir. I sad Domba se javi i kaze kao taj i taj pri telefonu netko me zvao s ovog broja. I lik sa druge strane provjeri i kaze da ga nitko nije zvao. Kaze da je to firma za prodaju papira i pocne mu nabrajati vrste papira itd..
tj. nek Domba dovrsi on zna bolje kako je to islo sve.. |
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[shilokko]
Joined: 02 Nov 2003 Posts: 566 Location: zagreb-vela luka
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Posted: 23.02.2004 00:06 Post subject: |
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mia wrote: | već sam mogla kupiti manji komadić karipskog otočja da je svaki sličan mail koji sam dobila istinit.
ja, naime, imam problema sa "mozaik knjigom"
prije godinu dana kupili smo knjigu preko jednog od njihovih trgovačkih putnika kao poklon. počelo je polako sa pozivima tu i tamo kada su imali neko novo izdanje. navodno su zapisali koja područja literature nas zanimaju. ne znam zašto jer nas sada zovu svaki tjedan.
u zadnje vrijeme to se povećalo i na dva puta tjedno zbog nekog takozvanog "leksikona hrvatskih naselja". svom snagom ga pokušavaju uvaljati iako sam im dala do znanja da "nas taj leksikon niti najmanje ne zanima, jer tko bi još htio nati sve o svakim selu u hrvatskoj!" (taj sam joj odgovor dala prošli puta kada me 10 min uvjeravala da će mi dobro doći u kućanstvu!!!?).
prošli tjedan su mi mogućnost kupnje istog omogućili i letkom sa reklamnim materijalima u koverti debeloj bar pola centimetra!
očito im prodaja ne ide baš dobro.
pitam se zašto. |
to nesto ko ono prije nekih 6-7 godina kad su dolazili neki letci u stilu 'dobili ste BMW ili Mercedes-vi odaberite nagradu; sve sto morate uciniti je kupiti jednu od knjiga iz kataloga'
i onda tako jos N puta ('jos samo jednu,ma,samo jos jednu i auto je vase;evo,stvarno ovo je zadnji put i onda je auto vase....') dok ne kupis toliko knjiga i potrosis toliko love da si i sam mogao kupit jednog malog bmw-a
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